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2009 Archive: The Jacket

 I’m “zipping.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ02/11/1996 12:31Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Lion_King_Simba10/10/2008 23:15Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Dorm_Room_Hero07/22/1998 00:08My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Malware_Hunter11/15/2013 00:56Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Wall_Post_Hero02/10/2014 17:56Posting this to my own wall right now!

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