2006 Classic: The 2GB SD Card
Why was it a “monster”? Because you could fit 500 photos from your 6-megapixel camera on a single sliver of plastic. Part of the 65… Read More »2006 Classic: The 2GB SD Card
2006 Vintage: The “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
Panic! At The Disco has a circus-themed video and a very long title. I love it. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
2005 Legacy: The iPod Video
“I can watch movies on my tiny screen!” “Why? You’re literally squinting so hard you’re going to need glasses by 2006.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2005 Legacy: The iPod Video
2005 Vintage: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Logic
Why were we still discharging poets? Because the Pentagon still believed that a sonnet was more dangerous to unit cohesion than a roadside bomb. Part… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Logic
2005 Archive: The “My Humps” Tragedy
“What you gon’ do with all that junk?” The Black Eyed Peas have officially run out of lyrics, but it’s still a hit. Part of… Read More »2005 Archive: The “My Humps” Tragedy
2003 Archive: The 100th Anniversary of Flight
Why was Grandpa so nostalgic? Because he spent the day reminding everyone that 100 years ago we were in the mud, and now we have… Read More »2003 Archive: The 100th Anniversary of Flight
2003 Classic: The Old School
A guy walks into a bar with a giant boombox and a red tracksuit. The bartender says, “We’re going to the gymnasium! We’re going streaking!”… Read More »2003 Classic: The Old School
2002 Archive: The Reality TV Fever
Why did HR ban The Bachelor talk? Because the sales team started “offering roses” to potential clients instead of signing contracts. Part of the 71 Office Groaners:… Read More »2002 Archive: The Reality TV Fever
2002 Classic: The Woody Allen Appearance
Why did he finally show up? Because after 9/11, even the most reclusive New Yorker realized that the Oscars are a pretty good place to… Read More »2002 Classic: The Woody Allen Appearance
2002 Archive: The Beltway Sniper
Why were D.C. politicians so quiet in October? Because for three weeks, even the most talkative Senators realized that being a public figure in a… Read More »2002 Archive: The Beltway Sniper