Why did the U.S. Department of Justice storm a Swiss hotel in May? To remind the world that if you’re going to use U.S. banks for your “consulting fees,” you should probably make sure you’re not actually talking about bribes for a World Cup.
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I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!