2021 Classic: The AUKUS Deal
Why was France so mad in September 2021? Because Australia decided that “French Diesel Subs” were out of style and “American Nuclear Subs” were the… Read More »2021 Classic: The AUKUS Deal
2021 Classic: The Italian Euro 2020 Winner
“It’s coming to Rome! (The new light bulb, that is).” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global Reboot archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Mulan Remake
“It’s $30 to watch this on Disney+?” “For that price, Mulan better come to my house and do the dishes personally.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Mulan Remake
2020 Classic: The 30-Second Rule
Why no interruptions? Because no one had the courage to mute a thank-you speech delivered from a backyard with a barking dog. Part of the… Read More »2020 Classic: The 30-Second Rule
2020 Legacy: The Birds of Prey Egg Sandwich
Why Harley Quinn? For proving that the most relatable thing a superhero can do is have a mental breakdown over the perfect breakfast sandwich being… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Birds of Prey Egg Sandwich
2020 Vintage: The Toilet Paper
A guy walks into a bar and asks, “What can I get for three rolls of ultra-soft, double-ply?” The bartender hands him a bottle of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Toilet Paper
2019 Vintage: Euphoria Premiere
Why was everyone wearing glitter on their eyes? Because Zendaya and HBO proved that high school in 2019 was 10% studying and 90% aesthetic trauma.… Read More »2019 Vintage: Euphoria Premiere
2019 Archive: The Game of Thrones
After the finale, my wife was so mad she didn’t speak to me for two days. I told her I didn’t write the script. She… Read More »2019 Archive: The Game of Thrones
2018 Archive: The Hereditary
We watched the movie. Now she makes that “clicking” sound with her tongue to scare me. I haven’t slept in a week. Part of the… Read More »2018 Archive: The Hereditary
2017 Classic: The Anthony Joshua vs. Wladimir Klitschko
Why was Wembley shaking? Because 90,000 people saw the “passing of the torch” in a heavyweight classic that ended the Klitschko era. Part of the… Read More »2017 Classic: The Anthony Joshua vs. Wladimir Klitschko