Why was France so mad in September 2021? Because Australia decided that “French Diesel Subs” were out of style and “American Nuclear Subs” were the new “must-have” accessory for staring at China—making it the most expensive “Unsubscribe” in naval history.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Cyber" Awareness 2025
Why the 24/7 training? Because in 2025, your "Smart Watch" is a p...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Tactical" Fitness (Smart Rings)
Why? Because in 2024, you aren't "Combat Ready" unless your finge...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition
In 2017, the military realized that "Strategic Patience" was offi...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition
In 2008, the military was caught between a global recession and a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Laser" Point-Defense
Why the "Pew-Pew" sounds? Because the Air Force realized that if ...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition
In 2014, the military world got a 19th-century wake-up call in th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The MRE "Pizza" (2024 Patch)
Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Fatigue
Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition
In 1996, the military world was caught between two eras. We were ...read more »
32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition
In 2005, the military realized that "Stabilization" was just a fa...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2.0
Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition
In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Prigozhin" Plane Crash
Why was the August crash "Surprising"? To absolutely nobody. In 2...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition
In 2006, the military realized that winning the war was easy, but...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
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That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
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