I’m “earning” my stripes as a pro gamer.
Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!