2019 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch Lite
Why was the boss’s tablet so small? He bought the Lite version so he could play Animal Crossing under the table without the board seeing the yellow… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch Lite
2019 Legacy: The Endgame Spoiler Penalty
Why did the principal establish a new detention rule in May? Because high schoolers were shouting the ending of Avengers: Endgame in the hallways to… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Endgame Spoiler Penalty
2018 Legacy: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Doris
2018 Legacy: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy his shoes were “a cry for help.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Pizza
2018 Vintage: The Christine and the Queens “Chris”
Why the 80s funk? For the French star reinventing gender and pop music with a short haircut and a lot of groove. Part of the… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Christine and the Queens “Chris”
2017 Vintage: The GGG vs. Canelo Draw
Why were the fans booing? Because everyone saw Triple G win, but one judge saw a different fight, proving that boxing judges are the best… Read More »2017 Vintage: The GGG vs. Canelo Draw
2016 Legacy: Best Metal Performance
Why “Cirice” by Ghost? Because the Grammys finally gave a trophy to a group of “Nameless Ghouls” and a Satanic Pope. Part of the 36… Read More »2016 Legacy: Best Metal Performance
2016 Legacy: The Fitbit Blaze
Why was the watch so square? Because 2016 was the year we tried to make “Fitness Trackers” look like actual watches (and failed). Part of… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Fitbit Blaze
2016 Classic: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon… Read More »2016 Classic: The Police
2016 Legacy: The “Send My Love (To Your New Lover)”
Adele is done with you. She’s wearing a floral dress and she’s moving on. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive.… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Send My Love (To Your New Lover)”