2000 Legacy: The Pokémon (Part 3)
She saw my son’s Pokémon cards and said, “I’ve got a rare one too—it’s called a ‘Quiet Son-in-Law.’ Too bad it’s a myth.” Part of… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Pokémon (Part 3)
1999 Vintage: The Bird
My parrot started saying “Are you wearing that?” He’s officially her apprentice. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Bird
1999 Archive: The Billy Bob & Laura Dern Appearance
Why were they the “It” couple? Because in 1999, nothing said “Hollywood Romance” like matching black outfits and a shared sense of existential dread. Part… Read More »1999 Archive: The Billy Bob & Laura Dern Appearance
1998 Vintage: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s blocking the satellite signal. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines” Edition… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Hat
1996 Vintage: Tickle Me Elmo
Why was the 1996 mall Santa so stressed? Because every parent ignored him and went straight for the toy aisles to engage in hand-to-hand combat… Read More »1996 Vintage: Tickle Me Elmo
1996 Archive: The Budget Burn
Why Striptease? Because they spent $50 million to make $30 million—the kind of math only Hollywood understands. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Budget Burn
1996 Archive: The Lazy Kangaroo
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A “pouch” potato. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Classic: The Math
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Legacy: The Coupon Clipping Ledger
The intense kitchen table sessions involving a pair of small scissors, a stack of Sunday paper inserts, and a system for sorting fifteen-cent discounts on… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Coupon Clipping Ledger
1995 Vintage: The Diagnosis
I told the doctor it hurts when I do this (raising my arm). He looked at me and said, “Then don’t do that. That’ll be… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Diagnosis