1995 Vintage: The Diagnosis

I told the doctor it hurts when I do this (raising my arm). He looked at me and said, “Then don’t do that. That’ll be eighty dollars.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

@Harry_Potter_0107/26/1996 08:37Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Macarena_Dancer07/25/2008 13:52Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Kill_Bill_Bride08/11/1996 21:55I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Transformers_OP07/11/1999 23:47Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Pretty_In_Pink03/29/2013 01:37Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Neopets_Trader01/19/2008 21:28Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!