2004 Classic: The “VBIED” (Car Bomb)
Why the new acronym? Because “A Toyota Corolla full of TNT” didn’t sound scary enough in the morning briefing. Part of the 37 Military Jokes:… Read More »2004 Classic: The “VBIED” (Car Bomb)
2004 Legacy: Jersey Shore (The Origins)
Why was the vampire so orange? Because 2004 was the peak of the “spray tan,” making the undead look more like pumpkins than people. Part… Read More »2004 Legacy: Jersey Shore (The Origins)
2003 Classic: The Gigli
We saw it. It’s the only time we both agreed that we’d rather be at the dentist. Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Classic: The Gigli
2003 Legacy: The Gigli Movie
“Our relationship is like Gigli.” “A beautiful romance?” “No, a critical disaster that everyone wants to stop talking about.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Gigli Movie
2003 Legacy: The Michael Jordan Final Farewell
Why was Philadelphia so loud on April 16th? Because the GOAT played his last game ever, and for once, the final score didn’t matter—only the… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Michael Jordan Final Farewell
2003 Vintage: The Empty Glass
Why was the glass so happy? Because it was “half-full” of potential. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Empty Glass
2002 Legacy: The Salt Lake City Scandal
Why were there two gold medals in pairs skating? Because the judging was so “creative” that the Olympics decided it was easier to just give… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Salt Lake City Scandal
2001 Classic: The Laptop Screen Hinge
Why was the screen flopping? Because 2001 plastic wasn’t ready for the “constant hustle.” Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001 “XP & iPod”… Read More »2001 Classic: The Laptop Screen Hinge
2001 Legacy: The Fire
I’m a stoker. I’m just “blazing.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony