2004 Classic: The “VBIED” (Car Bomb)

Why the new acronym? Because “A Toyota Corolla full of TNT” didn’t sound scary enough in the morning briefing.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the 16K upgrade? To see if the enemy general has "Read Receip...read more »

In 2010, the military realized that the biggest threat wasn't alw...read more »

In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »

In 2006, the military realized that winning the war was easy, but...read more »

Why the new antennas? To make sure the "Digital Battlefield" stay...read more »

Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »

Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »

Why the 24/7 training? Because in 2025, your "Smart Watch" is a p...read more »

In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »

Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »

Why the panic? Because we realized that "Smart Toasters" in the b...read more »

In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »

In 2022, the military world realized that a 1980s tank is no matc...read more »

Why the high pay? Because "Space Security" in 2025 requires a lot...read more »

@Twister_Chaser08/19/2008 10:20A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Snake_Game_Pro07/09/1997 00:09I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Magic_SchoolBus11/01/1995 09:04Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Frame_Set_Wizard01/14/1998 06:37I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Search_Scout_9904/07/2013 21:35Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Dogpile_Fan_Club08/04/2006 03:52All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Starcraft_Zerg01/25/2000 13:13Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!