2015 Archive: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did The Imitation Game win? Because Graham Moore’s “Stay Weird” speech was the most inspiring 60 seconds for every person who ever felt like… Read More »2015 Archive: The Best Adapted Screenplay
2015 Legacy: Sia’s Giant Wig
Why couldn’t we see her face? Because in 2015, Sia decided that being a pop star is much easier if you just hide behind a… Read More »2015 Legacy: Sia’s Giant Wig
2015 Archive: The “Sinister 2” Vibe
Why? For a sequel that was so “un-scary” it made the original look like a masterpiece of terror. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Sinister 2” Vibe
2014 Legacy: The Tinder Physical
I told my psychiatrist I’m addicted to Tinder. He said, “Don’t worry, it’s just a ‘swipe-polar’ disorder.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Tinder Physical
2014 Classic: The Death of Robin Williams
Why did the world feel darker? Because we realized that the man who could make everyone laugh was fighting a battle that no “Stimulus Package”… Read More »2014 Classic: The Death of Robin Williams
2014 Vintage: The Pharrell (Happy)
I’m feeling like a room without a roof. I’m just “over-the-top” happy about these puns. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Pharrell (Happy)
2014 Archive: The “You Didn’t Build That” Legacy
Why was it still a thing? Because the GOP decided that one sentence was worth more than a thousand policy papers. Part of the 39… Read More »2014 Archive: The “You Didn’t Build That” Legacy
2013 Vintage: The Cookie Clicker Obsession
The computer lab being completely filled with a fast, continuous clicking noise because everyone discovered a browser game where you just click a giant chocolate… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Cookie Clicker Obsession
2013 Archive: The Death of Hugo Chávez
Why was Venezuela so quiet? Because the man who spoke for ten hours straight was finally silenced, leaving a country with a lot of oil… Read More »2013 Archive: The Death of Hugo Chávez
2013 Legacy: The Uber “Surge Pricing”
Why did the boss walk home? Because it started raining and he refused to pay 4x the price to travel three blocks. Part of the… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Uber “Surge Pricing”