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2013 Archive: The Death of Hugo Chávez

Why was Venezuela so quiet? Because the man who spoke for ten hours straight was finally silenced, leaving a country with a lot of oil but not enough toilet paper.

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2013 “Whistleblowers & White Smoke” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blue_Screen_Survivor05/01/2001 09:07At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Full_House_Michelle03/20/2009 13:22You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Hercules_Xena09/27/2003 17:20By the gods, this is a funny one!
@USB_Pioneer02/11/2001 00:58Plug and Play laughter!
@Keyboard_Cat_P09/10/2004 11:38Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Get_Flash_Player01/28/2010 18:16Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular12/15/2011 09:01I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Cool_Story_Bro08/13/2012 00:00Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Safari_Surfer09/16/1998 01:54A wild laugh appeared!

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