2024 Vintage: The Gladiator II Fan
“What we do in the dark… is mostly just trip over the cat.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2024 – The Year of… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Gladiator II Fan
2024 Archive: The Search
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page. Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2024 Archive: The Search
2024 Legacy: The House of the Dragon Season 2
“Team Black or Team Green?” “I’m Team Sleep, because these episodes are an hour long and I have a 7 AM meeting that doesn’t involve dragons… Read More »2024 Legacy: The House of the Dragon Season 2
2024 Archive: The iPhone 16 “Camera Control”
Why was the boss sliding his finger on the side of his phone? He was trying to “zoom into the future” but he just took… Read More »2024 Archive: The iPhone 16 “Camera Control”
2023 Archive: The “Speaker Pro Tempore” Gavel
Why did Patrick McHenry hit it so hard? Because he realized that being “Acting Speaker” is like being a “Substitute Teacher” in a classroom full… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Speaker Pro Tempore” Gavel
2023 Classic: The Rickie Fowler Comeback
Why was the Rocket Mortgage Classic so emotional? Because after four years of “where is he?”, Rickie finally won again and reminded us that the… Read More »2023 Classic: The Rickie Fowler Comeback
2022 Legacy: The Zelenskyy Visit to D.C.
Why did he wear a sweatshirt to the White House? To prove that in 2022, “Results” are more important than “Dress Codes.” Part of the… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Zelenskyy Visit to D.C.
2021 Legacy: The Yuh-Jung Youn & Brad Pitt Moment
Why was her speech so charming? Because she used her Oscar win to publicly flirt with Brad Pitt, proving that at 73, she still has… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Yuh-Jung Youn & Brad Pitt Moment
2020 Vintage: The Lab Rat (20 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Lockdown Study”? Because even in isolation, the lawyers found a way to sue the other cages. Part of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Lab Rat (20 Edition)
2020 Vintage: The Kansas City Chiefs “Run it Back”
Why were they so confident? Because they gave Mahomes a half-billion-dollar contract, which is enough to buy a small moon. Part of the 50 Sports… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Kansas City Chiefs “Run it Back”