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2020 Vintage: The Lab Rat (20 Edition)

 Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Lockdown Study”? Because even in isolation, the lawyers found a way to sue the other cages.

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker09/04/2001 18:43It really whips the llama's ass!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude08/31/1995 20:37The Dude abides... this joke.
@Chain_Mail_Hater11/22/1996 17:07I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
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