Why did Patrick McHenry hit it so hard? Because he realized that being “Acting Speaker” is like being a “Substitute Teacher” in a classroom full of firecrackers.
Part of the 39 Presidential Jokes: The 2023 “AI Revolution & Indictment Summer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
M’lady... this joke is superb.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
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