Why was her speech so charming? Because she used her Oscar win to publicly flirt with Brad Pitt, proving that at 73, she still has her priorities perfectly straight.
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39 Oscars Jokes: The 2008 “No Country, Milkshakes & Marion’s Shock” Edition
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41 Oscars Jokes: The 2007 “Scorsese’s Redemption, Ellen’s Vacuum & The Departed’s Victory” Edition
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44 Oscars Jokes: The 2025 “Gladiator’s Return, Conan’s Comeback & The Musical Drug Lord” Edition
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2024 Classic: The Kate McKinnon "Dinosaur" Bit
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