2022 Legacy: The Zelenskyy Visit to D.C.

Why did he wear a sweatshirt to the White House? To prove that in 2022, “Results” are more important than “Dress Codes.”

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, the American Presidency was a mix of Southern charm, a b...read more »

Why was the wall finished so fast? Because the D.O.G.E. departmen...read more »

Why does he never sleep? Because in 2025, "Rest" is considered a ...read more »

Why did "Childless Cat Lady" Taylor join the race? Because in 202...read more »

Why did Kamala talk about "Joy" so much? Because when you can't e...read more »

Why were both sides dancing to Latin music? Because in 2024, "Des...read more »

Why did he listen to Ave Maria for 40 minutes? To show that in 20...read more »

Why is the President looking at Jerome Powell? To see if "Interes...read more »

In 1997, the Clinton Administration was riding high on a booming ...read more »

In 2004, the American Presidency was a battle of "Duty." It was t...read more »

Why did the 34 counts not matter? Because in 2024, a "Felony" was...read more »

Why did the White House study the routine? Because "Doing somethi...read more »

Why did he walk into the jungle? To show that even after the elec...read more »

Why are they digitizing old HR manuals? To create a museum of "Th...read more »

@Myspace_Tom07/16/2005 01:48I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Beanie_Baby_Collector04/20/2014 20:07This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Zoolander_Blue11/20/2003 04:26Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee10/24/2013 00:15A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Toy_Story_Woody07/22/1996 17:45There is a joke in my boot!

@Beavis_Cornholio09/26/2004 14:31I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@LiveJournal_Deep07/17/2005 05:23Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/02/2004 03:13My mind is blown by how funny this is.