Why was Philadelphia so loud on April 16th? Because the GOAT played his last game ever, and for once, the final score didn’t matter—only the fact that gravity was finally allowed to win.
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Could this joke BE any funnier?
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.