A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background noise of the tape itself.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2001 “Burning CDs, Nokia Texting & Fellowship Hall Upgrades” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!