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2017 Vintage: The GGG vs. Canelo Draw

Why were the fans booing? Because everyone saw Triple G win, but one judge saw a different fight, proving that boxing judges are the best fiction writers in sports.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator11/04/1997 03:03/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Big_Snatch_Boris12/08/1997 05:04Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@E_T_Phone_Home03/14/2011 23:34E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Success_Kid_Win09/18/2005 20:52Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Orkut_Member_9908/27/2001 10:41A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Tablet_User_1003/04/2004 17:41Tapping my way to a good mood.

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