Why was the green so crowded? Because the Americans celebrated Justin Leonard’s putt before the Europeans even finished, starting a golf feud that lasted longer… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Ryder Cup “Battle of Brookline”
I asked for generic aspirin. They gave me a piece of chalk and a positive attitude. Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Generic 2
Why Batman & Robin? Because $125 million is a lot of money to spend on making a neon-colored toy commercial. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards… Read More »1997 Classic: The Budget Burn
Why did the PC crash during the digital Yule Log? Because Dad installed a “leak” version of the new OS that was supposed to be… Read More »1997 Classic: Windows 98 Beta
I’m a wrapper. I’m just tied up. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was the White House confused by DVDs? Because they couldn’t figure out how to “rewind” them before returning them to Blockbuster. Part of the… Read More »1997 Classic: The DVD Player Debut
The pastor carrying a single 3.5-inch floppy disk to the pulpit containing his sermon notes, only to realize the text editor on the church computer… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Floppy Disk Sermon Backup
A ginger ale walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve soft drinks.” The ginger ale says, “I have a bit of a… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Ginger Ale
Why were the doors still thin? Because in 1996, the Pentagon thought the biggest threat to a vehicle was a “Strongly Worded Protest” rather than… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Humvee “Up-Armoring” Debate
Why Jami Gertz for Twister? For being the only thing in the movie more annoying than a Category 5 hurricane. Part of the 38 Razzie… Read More »1996 Classic: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
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