I’m a wrapper. I’m just tied up.
Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
My mind is blown by how funny this is.