2005 Archive: The Million Dollar Baby Fan
“Always protect yourself… especially from electrical shocks.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Lab Result
“You’re 20% blood and 80% stress hormones.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
Finding a stained plastic bowl in the back of the fellowship kitchen cabinet that still smells permanently of onion dip from a potluck held during… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
2002 Vintage: The Modem
I’m a talker. I’m just “connecting” the dots. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Blackberry 5810
A guy is frantically clicking. The bartender says, “Are you working or playing Tetris?” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Blackberry 5810
2002 Archive: The Reality Producer
“Can we get the bulb to cry during the interview?” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Stella Artois Glass
A guy asks for the chalice. The bartender says, “One fancy glass for a guy in a hoodie.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Archive: The Stella Artois Glass
2001 Legacy: Bridget Jones’s Diary
Why was the holiday party so relatable? Because every single woman was recording her “turkey intake” in a diary and looking for a man in… Read More »2001 Legacy: Bridget Jones’s Diary
2000 Vintage: The Remember the Titans Tears
A football movie that made me cry. I blame Denzel Washington’s charisma. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The Ryder Cup “Battle of Brookline”
Why was the green so crowded? Because the Americans celebrated Justin Leonard’s putt before the Europeans even finished, starting a golf feud that lasted longer… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Ryder Cup “Battle of Brookline”