The pastor carrying a single 3.5-inch floppy disk to the pulpit containing his sermon notes, only to realize the text editor on the church computer cannot read the file format.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Found this on the deep end of the net.