Why were the doors still thin? Because in 1996, the Pentagon thought the biggest threat to a vehicle was a “Strongly Worded Protest” rather than an IED.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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