2023 Vintage: The Number

I’m “counting” my days before I’m replaced by a script.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I’m a "fun-gi" to have in the metaverse.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter05/12/2003 23:30The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Linux_Distro_Fan10/24/2011 11:32Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Myspace_First_Friend08/21/2014 09:11I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Midi_Background10/05/2008 02:54Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Slashdot_Effect05/08/1998 22:09We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!