2007 Vintage: Gnarls Barkley’s Costumes
Why did everyone love “Crazy”? Because CeeLo Green and Danger Mouse proved that you can win Grammys while dressed like characters from Star Wars or… Read More »2007 Vintage: Gnarls Barkley’s Costumes
2006 Legacy: The “Umbrella” Rihanna (Wait, that’s 2007)
I’m so ahead of my time I’m already anticipating the rain. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Crank Adrenaline
Jason Statham has to keep his heart rate up or he dies. It’s like me trying to stay awake in a Friday meeting. Part of… Read More »2006 Classic: The Crank Adrenaline
2005 Vintage: The Laptop Wi-Fi Switch
Why was the salesman on the floor? He was looking for the “Wireless On” button and thought it was hidden under the battery. Part of… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Laptop Wi-Fi Switch
2005 Archive: The T-Pain Debut
Why the Auto-Tune? For the man who turned a pitch-correction tool into a signature sound that would dominate the next five years of R&B. Part… Read More »2005 Archive: The T-Pain Debut
2005 Archive: The YouTube Commenter
A guy yells, “FIRST!” when the bar opens at 4 PM. Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your… Read More »2005 Archive: The YouTube Commenter
2004 Classic: The Trucker Hat
A guy in a Von Dutch hat orders a PBR. The bartender says, “Irony is $5 extra.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Classic: The Trucker Hat
2004 Archive: The Office Chair Armrest
Why was it adjustable in 4D? Because 2004 ergonomics reached the point where you could “fine-tune” your laziness. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2004 Archive: The Office Chair Armrest
2003 Archive: Evanescence
Why were we all “Waking Up Inside”? Because in 2003, Amy Lee’s gothic aesthetic was the only thing that matched our blue eyeshadow and baggy… Read More »2003 Archive: Evanescence
2003 Classic: The Eurofighter Typhoon Service Entry
Why now? To prove that Europe can still build a fighter jet, even if they can’t agree on where to fly it. Part of the… Read More »2003 Classic: The Eurofighter Typhoon Service Entry