Why now? To prove that Europe can still build a fighter jet, even if they can’t agree on where to fly it.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "Coalition" of the Algorithms
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2025 Classic: The "Winning" Narrative
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2024 Vintage: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2024)
Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if the...read more »
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36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition
In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »
40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition
In 2022, the military world realized that a 1980s tank is no matc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Tactical" Starlink 3.0
Why the laser-links? To make sure that "Lag" is the only enemy we...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Combat Camera" FPV View
Why the "Static" at the end of the video? To prove that the drone...read more »
2024 Classic: The F-16 Arrival
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In 1998, the "Peace Dividend" was officially over, but nobody wan...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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