Why were travelers so distracted? They were reading The Chamber of Secrets and kept running into airport pillars trying to find Platform 9 ¾.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The Jet Lag Curse
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2025 Legacy: The Robot Maid
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49 Travel Jokes: The 2020 “Year of the Great Staycation” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Space Hotel
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!