2013 Vintage: Ben Affleck as Batman (The Casting)
Why was the internet so angry in 2013? Because we weren’t ready for “Batfleck,” unaware that we’d eventually be okay with it once we saw… Read More »2013 Vintage: Ben Affleck as Batman (The Casting)
2012 Archive: The Taylor Swift (We Are Never Ever) Fan
“We are never, ever, ever… getting this old bulb back together.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Archive: The Taylor Swift (We Are Never Ever) Fan
2012 Legacy: The “You Didn’t Build That” Quote
Why was the GOP so mad? Because the President tried to explain “infrastructure” using a sentence that made every small business owner in America reach… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “You Didn’t Build That” Quote
2012 Archive: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Archive: The Chip
2012 Archive: The Taken 2
“They’ve taken me again!” “It’s just your mother-in-law calling, Liam. Pick up the phone.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition… Read More »2012 Archive: The Taken 2
2012 Archive: Rory McIlroy World #1
Why did Tiger have a successor? Because Rory won the PGA Championship by eight strokes and showed the world the new generation wasn’t afraid of… Read More »2012 Archive: Rory McIlroy World #1
2010 Archive: The Resident Evil
Afterlife: Milla Jovovich in 3D. 2010 is the year we tried to put 3D in literally everything, including cereal boxes. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2010 Archive: The Resident Evil
2010 Archive: The Window AC Jet Engine
The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a… Read More »2010 Archive: The Window AC Jet Engine
2009 Classic: The FarmVille Addiction
“I need to go home, my crops are dying!” “Is there a drought?” “No, I haven’t logged into Facebook for three hours and my virtual eggplants are… Read More »2009 Classic: The FarmVille Addiction
2008 Vintage: Mamma Mia! (Movie)
Why was the party full of ABBA songs and overalls? Because Meryl Streep made singing on a Greek island the ultimate summer (and fall) vibe.… Read More »2008 Vintage: Mamma Mia! (Movie)