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2012 Archive: Rory McIlroy World #1

Why did Tiger have a successor? Because Rory won the PGA Championship by eight strokes and showed the world the new generation wasn’t afraid of anyone.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior06/18/2012 21:18I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@X-Files_Spooky06/02/2012 20:09I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Dumb_And_Dumber06/30/2008 05:37So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Cheers_Norm01/19/2005 21:08Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Spice_Girl_Posh04/01/2003 23:10Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Cyber_Security_X11/06/2008 20:24Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Project_Mayhem06/14/2002 06:08Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Walter_Sobchak08/25/2010 22:52Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Trololo_Man_7010/03/1995 12:58Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Fire_Background12/23/2001 04:45This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

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