2019 Classic: The No-Host Experiment
Why was there no host? Because after the Kevin Hart drama, the Academy realized that a giant statue of a bald man is much less… Read More »2019 Classic: The No-Host Experiment
2017 Classic: The Window
I’m “browsing” for a cheaper GPU. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Classic: The Bookmark
2017 Archive: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their chunky skate shoes had tongues thicker than an entire encyclopedia volume. Part of the 36… Read More »2017 Archive: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
2017 Vintage: The “Chips” Burn
Why Dax Shepard? For a remake that felt like a very long, very loud episode of a show nobody wanted back. Part of the 33… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Chips” Burn
2016 Classic: The Peyton Manning Retirement
Why was the “Omaha” finally over? Because he won a second Super Bowl with a broken-down body and a legendary defense, retiring as a champion… Read More »2016 Classic: The Peyton Manning Retirement
2015 Legacy: The Vision
“I see rings.” “Those are your activity rings. You need to close them or your watch will judge you.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Vision
2013 Classic: The Rise of “Cyber Command” Recruitment
Why did the Army start looking for “Gamers”? Because they realized that a 19-year-old who can “pwn” a server is more valuable in 2013 than… Read More »2013 Classic: The Rise of “Cyber Command” Recruitment
2013 Vintage: Ben Affleck as Batman (The Casting)
Why was the internet so angry in 2013? Because we weren’t ready for “Batfleck,” unaware that we’d eventually be okay with it once we saw… Read More »2013 Vintage: Ben Affleck as Batman (The Casting)
2013 Archive: The Vine Creator
One, but they only have 6 seconds to screw it in, and it has to end with a loud “DO IT FOR THE VINE!” Part… Read More »2013 Archive: The Vine Creator