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2016 Classic: The Peyton Manning Retirement

Why was the “Omaha” finally over? Because he won a second Super Bowl with a broken-down body and a legendary defense, retiring as a champion with a lot of Budweisers.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red11/21/2001 01:18It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Linux_Distro_Fan06/01/2005 12:57Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Rewritable_CD03/01/2008 04:19I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Shagadelic_9708/24/2011 19:12This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Loituma_Girl10/27/2009 23:25Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Club_Penguin_Kid03/29/1996 04:51Waddle on over and read this!
@Streamer_Pro_9904/25/1996 14:51Thanks for the donation and the joke!
@Retro_End_User05/19/2005 21:57The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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