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Why did the blonde take a ladder to the party?

A classic blonde joke for your daily dose of fun:

Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

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@Campus_King12/13/2008 21:33The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Binary_Boy07/02/2015 06:2001001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Napster_Search12/22/2010 18:29Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
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@Transformers_OP03/23/2004 23:32Jokes are more than meets the eye!
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde take a ladder to the party?”

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    User_783 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

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