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2012 Legacy: The “You Didn’t Build That” Quote

Why was the GOP so mad? Because the President tried to explain “infrastructure” using a sentence that made every small business owner in America reach for their pitchforks.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer01/20/2007 06:37Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Snake_Game_Pro02/09/2011 11:57I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Napster_User_9909/17/1998 13:16Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Wild_Thornberry11/05/2001 07:40Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Loituma_Girl01/06/1995 05:35Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Keyboard_Cat_P10/09/2003 18:03Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Hide_The_Pain_H07/29/2014 00:49I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

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