2017 Archive: The “Winning” Narrative
Why did it change to “Crushing the Core”? Because “Winning” sounded too much like an ending, and we’re not ready for the credits to roll… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Winning” Narrative
2017 Classic: Cardi B (Bodak Yellow)
Why were her “red bottoms” bloody? Because in 2017, she arrived to tell the world that she didn’t need a filter, just a hit song… Read More »2017 Classic: Cardi B (Bodak Yellow)
2017 Vintage: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on the perfect spin. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: Ghostbusters (Remake)
Why was the internet so mad? Because in 2016, we learned that some people are more afraid of four funny women than they are of… Read More »2016 Classic: Ghostbusters (Remake)
2015 Classic: The “Can’t Feel My Face”
The Weeknd is on fire in the video, and I’m just trying to figure out if this song is about love or something you buy… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Can’t Feel My Face”
2015 Classic: The “Seventh Son” Vibe
Why Jeff Bridges? For a performance where his accent was so thick he sounded like he was trying to eat his own beard. Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Seventh Son” Vibe
2015 Vintage: The Windows 10 Update
Why did the lawyer love the “Free Upgrade”? Because he knew the “Terms and Conditions” were now 200 pages longer and filled with new ways… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Windows 10 Update
2012 Legacy: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill and don’t look at a calendar for a month.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover”… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Pill Logic
2012 Legacy: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I think the world is ending.” “That’s a psychological issue. See a psychiatrist.” “He told me the same thing!” “See? Total consensus.” Part of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Second Opinion
2011 Legacy: The 2011 Kindle Fire
A tablet that isn’t an iPad! Competition is finally here, and it’s very orange. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The 2011 Kindle Fire