1999 Classic: The Fish
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Archive: The Joan Cusack Nod
Why was she nominated for In & Out? Because her “Wedding Meltdown” is still the most relatable five minutes in comedy history. Part of the… Read More »1998 Archive: The Joan Cusack Nod
1998 Archive: The Impeachment Diet
“I’m on the Bill Clinton diet. I only eat things that are technically not ‘food’ according to my lawyer’s definition.” Part of the 55 Adult… Read More »1998 Archive: The Impeachment Diet
1998 Legacy: The “Brimful of Asha” Remix
Everyone’s got a “brimful of Asha on the 45,” and nobody has any idea what that actually means. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »1998 Legacy: The “Brimful of Asha” Remix
1997 Archive: The Anaconda Snake
Why Jennifer Lopez? For proving that no matter how much you can act, you’ll always be upstaged by a giant animatronic snake that looks like… Read More »1997 Archive: The Anaconda Snake
1996 Vintage: The Blind Date
“How was he?” “He was like a ‘Skip Ad’ button, but in real life I couldn’t find where to click.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Blind Date
1995 Classic: The Coffee Break
What do you call a productive Monday in 1995? A miracle. Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Classic: The Apache Helicopter Upgrades
Why did the Longbow matter? Because it allowed the pilots to see the enemy through the fog, which is a great metaphor for the entire… Read More »1995 Classic: The Apache Helicopter Upgrades
1995 Classic: Al Gore & The Internet
Why did Al Gore get so much heat in 1995? Because he was busy “taking the lead in creating the internet,” while the rest of… Read More »1995 Classic: Al Gore & The Internet