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1995 Classic: The Apache Helicopter Upgrades

Why did the Longbow matter? Because it allowed the pilots to see the enemy through the fog, which is a great metaphor for the entire 1995 intelligence community.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict07/03/1995 19:31LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Nokia_Snake_Champ08/06/2000 21:17Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Malware_Hunter09/25/2003 14:11Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Total_Recall_Fan05/17/1995 14:39Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude10/17/2007 20:21The Dude abides... this joke.
@Wrestling_Nut01/04/1998 19:24Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Netscape_Now_B08/10/1997 22:28I clicked the button and it brought me here!

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