2005 Archive: The Star Wars Episode III
A guy orders a “High Ground” cocktail. The bartender says, “It’s over, I have the tap handles.” Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Archive: The Star Wars Episode III
2005 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior citizens occupying the back row twenty minutes before the service to rapidly trade newspaper inserts, hoarding discounts on canned vegetables.… Read More »2005 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
2005 Legacy: The King of Kong
Why did gamers visit arcades? The documentary reminded them that being a Donkey Kong master was a matter of international honor. Part of the 49… Read More »2005 Legacy: The King of Kong
2004 Legacy: The Monk Obsession
Why was Tony Shalhoub nominated? For being the only man in LA using hand sanitizer before it was cool. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Monk Obsession
2004 Vintage: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use a “neon glow” font? He wanted the client to be so blinded by the light they wouldn’t see the zero… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Small Print
2003 Classic: The Steve Martin “Banjo” Joke
Why did he bring it up? To remind us that he’s a better musician than most of the nominees are actors. Part of the 44… Read More »2003 Classic: The Steve Martin “Banjo” Joke
2003 Vintage: The Scientist
“We’ve cloned a mule, surely we can make a bulb that doesn’t pop!” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Scientist
2002 Archive: The “Axis of Evil” Speech
Why was the Pentagon busy in January? Because the President named Iraq, Iran, and North Korea as the “Axis,” and the Generals had to figure… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Axis of Evil” Speech
2002 Classic: The Cotton
I’m a plant. I’m just “soft.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends. Part… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway