2002 Classic: The Cotton

I’m a plant. I’m just “soft.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’m "leaping" into the next era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "shaking" off the legacy bugs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m "swinging" by the server.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "organizing" my virtual memories.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei04/15/2006 07:00You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Confused_Travolta03/22/1997 21:06Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Bernie_Mittens06/20/2000 03:11I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Ultima_Online_V10/20/2003 21:58Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Shut_Up_Money07/30/2008 00:08Shut up and take my laughter!