2022 Legacy: Best R&B Song
Why “Leave the Door Open”? (Silk Sonic again. They were basically the hosts of the R&B categories). Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Legacy: Best R&B Song
2022 Legacy: The “Nord Stream” Incident
Why the bubbles in the sea? Because “Underwater Sabotage” is the 2022 way of saying “I didn’t do it, and you can’t prove it, but… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Nord Stream” Incident
2022 Classic: The Gmail “Search” Update
Why was the clerk happy? Because Google finally fixed the search bar, and he found an email from 2014 that he never replied to. Part… Read More »2022 Classic: The Gmail “Search” Update
2021 Vintage: The Scroll
I’m “doomscrolling” through the news again. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, stay safe inside! Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Doris
2019 Legacy: The Serenity Twist
Why were Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway nominated? Because a movie that starts as a thriller and ends as a video game created by a… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Serenity Twist
2019 Archive: The “Memories” Maroon 5
A song that makes me nostalgic for things that happened three weeks ago. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Memories” Maroon 5
2018 Archive: The Silicon Valley Finale Prep
Why the jokes? For a show that proved that “Pied Piper” would fail more times than a budget hearing. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards… Read More »2018 Archive: The Silicon Valley Finale Prep
2018 Classic: The Ear Exam
“I hear a high-pitched scream.” “That’s just the sound of parents realizing how much ‘V-Bucks’ cost.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite… Read More »2018 Classic: The Ear Exam
2018 Legacy: The Facebook Privacy
A guy says, “Mark Zuckerberg is watching me!” The bartender says, “Unless he’s going to buy you a round, I don’t care.” Part of the… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Facebook Privacy