2014 Archive: The Birdman Movie
“I’m having a meta-existential crisis!” “No, you’re just walking around in your underwear again. Put some clothes on, Michael Keaton.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Archive: The Birdman Movie
2013 Legacy: The Sheep
I’m “following” the top influencers. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: Doge
Why was the turkey so “wow”? Because the internet was obsessed with the Shiba Inu meme, and the carving board was covered in sticky notes… Read More »2013 Legacy: Doge
2013 Legacy: The Blackfish Documentary
“I’m never going to SeaWorld again!” “You haven’t been to SeaWorld in 15 years, Dave. Your protest is slightly late.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Blackfish Documentary
2012 Vintage: The New Year’s 2013
“My resolution is to stop doing the Gangnam Style… in public.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Vintage: The New Year’s 2013
2012 Classic: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, completely mesmerized by the digital “3D Pipes” animation, believing it is a live security feed… Read More »2012 Classic: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
2012 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Jon Cryer? For beating Jim Parsons and proving that being “the other guy” on Two and a Half Men finally pays off. Part of… Read More »2012 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
2012 Vintage: The Instagram Identity Shift
Why did the art class look like a collection of faded postcards? Because students were using their phone cameras to apply thick “Valencia” and “X-Pro… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Instagram Identity Shift
2011 Classic: Google+
Why did no one show up for the digital hangout? Because Google launched a new social network, and while everyone was invited, nobody knew which… Read More »2011 Classic: Google+
2010 Archive: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Mark Boal win? Because he was a journalist who realized that the truth is stranger—and more award-winning—than fiction. Part of the 39 Oscars… Read More »2010 Archive: The Best Original Screenplay