I’m “hanging” a poster of Thanos.
Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
I see funny people... everywhere!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.