I’m “following” the top influencers.
Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
That still only counts as one laugh!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
The future is laughing at us.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.