2022 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.

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@Jurassic_Park_Fan01/01/1995 06:55Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Optical_Mouse_9906/09/2007 05:17I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Kernel_Panic_9808/05/2015 22:21This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Daria_Morg01/21/2015 20:57My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Space_Jam_Lola06/20/1995 01:06Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Hansel_So_Hot10/29/2009 06:42That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Woman_Yelling_C08/23/2014 05:30The cat is just sitting there laughing!