2024 Legacy: The A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong’o taught us that the first day of the invasion was silent, unlike the first day… Read More »2024 Legacy: The A Quiet Place
2023 Legacy: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, the year is almost over! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Dwayne
2023 Legacy: Metal
I’m “iron-ic” about the AI revolution. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Vintage: Michelle Yeoh’s History
Why was her win so significant? Because she proved that “Ladies, don’t let anyone tell you you’re ever past your prime,” especially when you can… Read More »2023 Vintage: Michelle Yeoh’s History
2023 Vintage: The ChatGPT Launch
Why did the blonde ask her computer to “write a grocery list that sounds like Shakespeare”? She heard about “ChatGPT” and thought her fridge was… Read More »2023 Vintage: The ChatGPT Launch
2022 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2022 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
2021 Legacy: The Final 2021 Task
Why did the manager bring a “Monkey JPEG” to the 2022 planning meeting? To show that he’s “Digitally Savvy” and that the company’s 401(k) is… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Final 2021 Task
2021 Vintage: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was “prepared with a sense of purpose.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT & Metaverse”… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Restaurant
2021 Classic: The Pop It Fidget Obsession
Why the quiet study hall was filled with a soft, continuous silicone popping noise, as every third grader used a colorful bubble-wrap toy to survive… Read More »2021 Classic: The Pop It Fidget Obsession
2020 Classic: The Schitt’s Creek Fan
“Eww, David! This 40-watt is simply hideous!” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the Great Indoors archive. Historically Verified