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2002 Classic: The “Rollerball” Remake

 Why was it hit? For being a sports movie where the only thing being played was the audience’s patience.

Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
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2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
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In 2004, the 25th Razzie Awards hit a quarter-century milestone b...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kraven the Hunter Delay
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2025 Archive: The "Karate Kid" Logic
 Why Ralph Macchio? For being 60 years old and still letting a te...read more »
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In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
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In 2021, the 42nd Razzie Awards feasted on a year where Broadway ...read more »
2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
 Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »
2023 Archive: Ant-Man’s Tiny Mistake
 Why did Quantumania break the MCU’s 16-year "no Razzie" streak? ...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hercules_Xena02/24/2015 08:40By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Firewire_Fan05/26/1997 12:45Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Yugioh_Duelist09/02/2010 06:45You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@BackToFuture_M10/07/1997 04:55Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Tagged_Network03/14/1997 19:03You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Runescape_Noob12/30/2006 22:50Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

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