2009 Classic: The “Keyboard Cat” Video
Why was the cat playing a piano at the funeral? Because whenever someone failed at life in 2009, “Play him off, Keyboard Cat!” was the… Read More »2009 Classic: The “Keyboard Cat” Video
2009 Archive: The Sound
I’m “vibrating.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Tab
I’m “switching” focus. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did Slumdog Millionaire win? Because turning a novel into a billion-dollar success is the ultimate “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” lifeline. Part of… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
2008 Vintage: The “W” Bio-pic
Why Josh Brolin? For proving that playing a sitting president is a “no-win” situation at the Razzie awards. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “W” Bio-pic
2008 Legacy: The Lady Gaga Fan
One, but the bulb is made of mirrors and they have to wear a dress made of raw steak while screwing it in. Part of… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Lady Gaga Fan
2008 Vintage: The “Ratatouille” Lock
Why did the rat win Best Animated Feature? Because in 2008, a cooking rodent had better reviews than 90% of the live-action actors in Hollywood.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Ratatouille” Lock
2007 Vintage: The Novak Djokovic Arrival
Why were the “Big Two” looking over their shoulders? Because a funny kid from Serbia reached the US Open final and started imitating everyone’s serve—and… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Novak Djokovic Arrival
2006 Legacy: The Stella Artois
A guy orders one and thinks he’s in a French film. Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Stella Artois
2005 Archive: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the password by now! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Archive: The Otto