2009 Classic: The “Keyboard Cat” Video

Why was the cat playing a piano at the funeral? Because whenever someone failed at life in 2009, “Play him off, Keyboard Cat!” was the only response.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because "The Sign" ...read more »

In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »

Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "...read more »

Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »

Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »

A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »

Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »

Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »

Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »

Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »

Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »

In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »

In 2025, Halloween is no longer just a ghost holiday; it's a fest...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker03/18/2001 20:44It really whips the llama's ass!

@Blue_Screen_Survivor08/25/2010 21:50At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Brick_Tamland_L06/30/2003 19:20I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Orkut_Member_9901/01/2003 09:57A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Mind_Blown_Gif10/07/2007 05:20*Boom* - there goes my brain!